My Obsession This Season

I have an insatiable appetite for shoes. Walla only two material objects make me lose my self-control: Books and shoes. Over the past2 months I bought:

1) KTZ fur boots

2) Robert Clergerie Velvet boots

3) YSL platform boots

4) Georgina Goodman nude platforms

5) Georgina Goodman snake and fluoro platforms

6) Over the knee tan boots from Chanel cruise

kind of WTF and im STILL thinking about shoes and obsessing, OBSESSING about these Chanel block japanesish sandals with velvet straps. I am sooooooo ready for this silhouette. Enough with that awful Louboutin "sexy" shoe, put the woman on a level platform like a statue, swath her in willowy garb, put light behind her and behold! This is beauty, this is woman! Enough with all of this "instant impact, status-Kim-Kardashian-Lets-Get-One-In-Every-Color-nutness". Play with aesthetics, enjoy art, enjoy freshness! I am seriously sleep deprived! Look at the velvet! I want to lick it! but WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Chanel do they have to be 1400 KD?? Yes KD not dollars, not pounds, KD! Are you flipping insane? What did i ever do to you to torture me like t

his Chanel pricing people???? I want to cry. My birthday is next week and i want them damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe ill settle for:

YSL and Praders. My heart stops every time i see them. Its like BAM BAM KILL ME!

YOU WONT BELIEVE WHO I SAW YESTERDAY

who am i obsessed with?? Who is my face profile picture?? Who's my phone background, whose back issues (with her on the cover) do i buy from ebay at hugely inflated prices but she's worth it? Whose accent is divine, whose body is sublime and whose face can kill you its so intense?? Im talking about the one, the only, the UNBEATABLE LARA STONE!! I was at La Petite Maison ams, o ga3da warana!! My friend Nash lafat 3alay and said in a whisper "G dont look dont looks, t3arfeen mino warach?" I was like mino cause i dont care about celebrities. Galat "Lara Stone". I swear il7amdillah ma 9arat feeni sakta 8albiya that second. I have a whole WALL of just her in my dorm! Im such a creep bas what do i do? She just burns up the camera, her presence is unearthly! 6la3at itdakhin ma3a her friends. Ana o my friend Heya 6ila3na 3ashan inshoofha on the pretext that we were gona go get something from the car. Akhathna ay shay chan Heya itroo7 (kint bamoot min il fashla) o galatlaha "excuse me but my friend is a huge fan may she take a picture with you?"O ana mara wa7da giltlaha "I order all of you back issues on ebay! Sorry that sounded so creepy!" And she was super sweet bas aham shay ina one of her friends 6ila3 si3oodi o fahim KIL SHAY as we walked to the car "yala 6al3ay ay shay min il sayara, la2 la2 la tis2ileenha Heya la2!" hahahah. Ba3dain i insisted ina we do a "Lara Stone pose". She was like whats that? and i said "stare intently at the camera all serious". It was a great night, even though shalkli ARAF ib hal 9oora! bes wala my outfit was nicer in real life. I was wearing my fav Prada short sleeve sweater, my witchy lace-bottom Opening Ceremony skirt and my Robert Clergerie teal velvet lace up boots.

Sorry I've been MIA for a while but i'm not really gona be blogging so much these days but im sick and NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. (and blog about Praders since the new coll came out yesterday)